FREE DOLPHIN
A BRAND NEW DOLPHINS SONG FOR WEEK 9! THE FIRST OF 3 (FLORIDA'S OWN) TOM PETTY SONGS FOR THE UPCOMING WEEKS. DOLPHINS ARE FREE FALLIN OUT OF THE DIVISION. TOO SOON TO MAKE LIGHT OF TUA AND TYREEK? I THINK NOT. TAKE YOUR PC ASS AND ROLL IT RIGHT UP I-95!
SMELLS LIKE SEATTLE
TO GET US INTO THE SEATTLE VIBE. GOTTA GO WITH NIRVANA. I HOPE I DID KURT COBAIN'S VOICE JUSTICE. YOU CAN BE THE JUDGE. SPECIAL THANKS TO BRITTANY PECK & MICHAEL V. NOWAK FOR THEIR ASSISTANCE ON THESE LYRICS!
TENNESSEE TITANS
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THIS CHRIS STAPLETON SONG. IT JUST FITS TOO WELL TO NOT USE IT. I JUST HOPE I DID IT JUSTICE.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE US
IS AN ODE TO BILLS MAFIA, FEATURING A CAST OF THOUSANDS! THE SONG STARTED OFF AS JIMMY BUFFETT'S "EVERYBODY'S ON THE PHONE", FROM HIS 2006 ALBUM, "WEATHER WITH YOU." WHICH WAS AN INSTANT FAVORITE OF MINE. THIS WAS AN ESPECIALLY TRICKY SONG TO FIT WITH NEW LYRICS. BUT, I THINK IT PAYS TRIBUTE TO THE ORIGINAL AND STILL AMPS UP THE SPIRIT OF BILLS MAFIA AND OUR LOVE OF JOSH ALLEN.
OLD MAN RODGERS
THIS IS A REBOOT OF LAST YEARS SONG, EVEN BEFORE WE KNEW THE SHITSHOW IT WOULD TURN INTO. IT'S AN UNAUTHORIZED NEIL YOUNG PARODY (AS IF I'D EVER GET PERMISSION). IT HAS LYRICS INCLUDED FOR YOU TO SING ALONG WITH. HOPEFULLY, THE BILLS GET TO RIGHT THEIR SHIP AGAINST CAPTAIN CRUSTY ON MONDAY NIGHT.
OH, MY EX HE PLAYS FOR TEXANS
JOSH IS YOUR POPPA
THIS SONG TAKES UMBRAGE AT THE SELECTION OF
LAMAR JACKSON AS MVP OVER JOSH ALLEN. PERFECT FOR THE RAVENS WEEK 4 MATCHUP AGAINST THE BILLS. A PARODY ON MY WIFES FAVORITE BOB SEGER SONG. I'VE BEEN TOLD ONCE OR TWICE I SHOULD MORE SEGER.
JAGUARS SUCK
TRYING TO CHANGE THE MOJO OF THE LAST COUPLE MEETINGS BETWEEN THESE TEAMS, I FIGURED IF WE MADE THEM INTO A STAYPUFT MARSHMALLOW KIND OF CHARACTER, WHAT COULD GO WRONG? A PARODY OF STRAY CAT STRUT, A GREAT MTV ERA SONG.
I'M A COLEMAN
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE US
IS AN ODE TO BILLS MAFIA, FEATURING A CAST OF THOUSANDS! THE SONG STARTED OFF AS JIMMY BUFFETT'S "EVERYBODY'S ON THE PHONE", FROM HIS 2006 ALBUM, "WEATHER WITH YOU." WHICH WAS AN INSTANT FAVORITE OF MINE. THIS WAS AN ESPECIALLY TRICKY SONG TO FIT WITH NEW LYRICS. BUT, I THINK IT PAYS TRIBUTE TO THE ORIGINAL AND STILL AMPS UP THE SPIRIT OF BILLS MAFIA AND OUR LOVE OF JOSH ALLEN.
OLD MAN RODGERS
THIS IS A REBOOT OF LAST YEARS SONG, EVEN BEFORE WE KNEW THE SHITSHOW IT WOULD TURN INTO. IT'S AN UNAUTHORIZED NEIL YOUNG PARODY (AS IF I'D EVER GET PERMISSION). IT HAS LYRICS INCLUDED FOR YOU TO SING ALONG WITH. HOPEFULLY, THE BILLS GET TO RIGHT THEIR SHIP AGAINST CAPTAIN CRUSTY ON MONDAY NIGHT.
OH, MY EX HE PLAYS FOR TEXANS
JOSH IS YOUR POPPA
THIS SONG TAKES UMBRAGE AT THE SELECTION OF
LAMAR JACKSON AS MVP OVER JOSH ALLEN. PERFECT FOR THE RAVENS WEEK 4 MATCHUP AGAINST THE BILLS. A PARODY ON MY WIFES FAVORITE BOB SEGER SONG. I'VE BEEN TOLD ONCE OR TWICE I SHOULD MORE SEGER.
JAGUARS SUCK
TRYING TO CHANGE THE MOJO OF THE LAST COUPLE MEETINGS BETWEEN THESE TEAMS, I FIGURED IF WE MADE THEM INTO A STAYPUFT MARSHMALLOW KIND OF CHARACTER, WHAT COULD GO WRONG? A PARODY OF STRAY CAT STRUT, A GREAT MTV ERA SONG.