2024 BILLS VIDEOS
LIONS STILL THE SAME
I NEVER TURN DOWN A CHANCE TO DO A
BOB SEGER SONG AND THIS IS THE
PERFECT WEEK. THE LIONS NEED TO BE TAMED.
WE'LL CRUSH L.A.
I LOVE THIS RANDY NEWMAN SONG. IT ADAPTS PRETTY WELL FOR OUR PURPOSE HERE. KIND OF WISH I WAS GOING TO THIS ONE, AFTER LAST NIGHT'S SNOW GLOBE.
THE SABRES HATE ME
I COULD GIVE AN EXPLANATION.
BUT, IS IT REALLY NECESSARY?
SAN FRANCISCO'S DREAMIN'
REALLY WENT OUT ON A LIMB FOR THIS ONE.​
ALL THE FOUR PART HARMONY IS ME. A BIT OF A REACH. BUT, TO MY SURPRISE THE SONG WORKS. IT'LL BE A WINTER GAME AS WELL, WHICH WAS UNKNOWN WHEN I DID THIS ON A BALMY 60 DEGREE DAY IN MID-NOVEMBER. BROCK PURDY BETTER COME BACK FROM HIS INJURY THIS WEEK, SINCE HE'S IN THE FIRST LINE.
THE CHIEFS ARE JAMMIN ME
ANOTHER GREAT TOM PETTY SONG.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO USE THIS SONG FOR A COUPLE YEARS. WHEN IT FITS, IT FITS. THE CHIEFS HAVE CERTAINLY BEEN PISSING ON OUR PARADE. MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE THE MOJO. DOWNLOAD THE AUDIO FOR YOUR TAILGATE!
KANSAS CITY/YANK IT '24
A REBOOT VERSION OF MY FAVORITE CAKE SONG. IT'S SO ADAPTABLE! LOVE YA, TAY TAY. JUST NOT THIS WEEK.
BILLS ARE MAKIN' SOME NOISE
LOVE THIS TOM PETTY SONG. DEFINITELY WILL BE USED IN THE FUTURE AS A WEEK TO WEEK SONG.
I JUST HAVE TO COME UP WITH A NEW THIRD VERSE. NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS VIDEO. MAYBE SOME COLT FEELINGS.
FREE DOLPHIN
A BRAND NEW DOLPHINS SONG FOR WEEK 9! THE FIRST OF 3 (FLORIDA'S OWN) TOM PETTY SONGS FOR THE UPCOMING WEEKS. DOLPHINS ARE FREE FALLIN OUT OF THE DIVISION. TOO SOON TO MAKE LIGHT OF TUA AND TYREEK? I THINK NOT. TAKE YOUR PC ASS AND ROLL IT RIGHT UP I-95!
SMELLS LIKE SEATTLE
TO GET US INTO THE SEATTLE VIBE. GOTTA GO WITH NIRVANA. I HOPE I DID KURT COBAIN'S VOICE JUSTICE. YOU CAN BE THE JUDGE. SPECIAL THANKS TO BRITTANY PECK & MICHAEL V. NOWAK FOR THEIR ASSISTANCE ON THESE LYRICS!
TENNESSEE TITANS
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THIS CHRIS STAPLETON SONG. IT JUST FITS TOO WELL TO NOT USE IT. I JUST HOPE I DID IT JUSTICE.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE US
IS AN ODE TO BILLS MAFIA, FEATURING A CAST OF THOUSANDS! THE SONG STARTED OFF AS JIMMY BUFFETT'S "EVERYBODY'S ON THE PHONE", FROM HIS 2006 ALBUM, "WEATHER WITH YOU." WHICH WAS AN INSTANT FAVORITE OF MINE. THIS WAS AN ESPECIALLY TRICKY SONG TO FIT WITH NEW LYRICS. BUT, I THINK IT PAYS TRIBUTE TO THE ORIGINAL AND STILL AMPS UP THE SPIRIT OF BILLS MAFIA AND OUR LOVE OF JOSH ALLEN.
OLD MAN RODGERS
THIS IS A REBOOT OF LAST YEARS SONG, EVEN BEFORE WE KNEW THE SHITSHOW IT WOULD TURN INTO. IT'S AN UNAUTHORIZED NEIL YOUNG PARODY (AS IF I'D EVER GET PERMISSION). IT HAS LYRICS INCLUDED FOR YOU TO SING ALONG WITH. HOPEFULLY, THE BILLS GET TO RIGHT THEIR SHIP AGAINST CAPTAIN CRUSTY ON MONDAY NIGHT.
OH, MY EX HE PLAYS FOR TEXANS
JOSH IS YOUR POPPA
THIS SONG TAKES UMBRAGE AT THE SELECTION OF
LAMAR JACKSON AS MVP OVER JOSH ALLEN. PERFECT FOR THE RAVENS WEEK 4 MATCHUP AGAINST THE BILLS. A PARODY ON MY WIFES FAVORITE BOB SEGER SONG. I'VE BEEN TOLD ONCE OR TWICE I SHOULD MORE SEGER.
JAGUARS SUCK
TRYING TO CHANGE THE MOJO OF THE LAST COUPLE MEETINGS BETWEEN THESE TEAMS, I FIGURED IF WE MADE THEM INTO A STAYPUFT MARSHMALLOW KIND OF CHARACTER, WHAT COULD GO WRONG? A PARODY OF STRAY CAT STRUT, A GREAT MTV ERA SONG.
I'M A COLEMAN
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE US
IS AN ODE TO BILLS MAFIA, FEATURING A CAST OF THOUSANDS! THE SONG STARTED OFF AS JIMMY BUFFETT'S "EVERYBODY'S ON THE PHONE", FROM HIS 2006 ALBUM, "WEATHER WITH YOU." WHICH WAS AN INSTANT FAVORITE OF MINE. THIS WAS AN ESPECIALLY TRICKY SONG TO FIT WITH NEW LYRICS. BUT, I THINK IT PAYS TRIBUTE TO THE ORIGINAL AND STILL AMPS UP THE SPIRIT OF BILLS MAFIA AND OUR LOVE OF JOSH ALLEN.
OLD MAN RODGERS
THIS IS A REBOOT OF LAST YEARS SONG, EVEN BEFORE WE KNEW THE SHITSHOW IT WOULD TURN INTO. IT'S AN UNAUTHORIZED NEIL YOUNG PARODY (AS IF I'D EVER GET PERMISSION). IT HAS LYRICS INCLUDED FOR YOU TO SING ALONG WITH. HOPEFULLY, THE BILLS GET TO RIGHT THEIR SHIP AGAINST CAPTAIN CRUSTY ON MONDAY NIGHT.
OH, MY EX HE PLAYS FOR TEXANS
JOSH IS YOUR POPPA
THIS SONG TAKES UMBRAGE AT THE SELECTION OF
LAMAR JACKSON AS MVP OVER JOSH ALLEN. PERFECT FOR THE RAVENS WEEK 4 MATCHUP AGAINST THE BILLS. A PARODY ON MY WIFES FAVORITE BOB SEGER SONG. I'VE BEEN TOLD ONCE OR TWICE I SHOULD MORE SEGER.
JAGUARS SUCK
TRYING TO CHANGE THE MOJO OF THE LAST COUPLE MEETINGS BETWEEN THESE TEAMS, I FIGURED IF WE MADE THEM INTO A STAYPUFT MARSHMALLOW KIND OF CHARACTER, WHAT COULD GO WRONG? A PARODY OF STRAY CAT STRUT, A GREAT MTV ERA SONG.